Faye Dodges Zombies » kroger http://fayedodgeszombies.com Just another Porch Swing Media Blog Network weblog Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:46:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Zombies blend in http://fayedodgeszombies.com/2009/10/29/zombies-blend-in/ http://fayedodgeszombies.com/2009/10/29/zombies-blend-in/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:23:44 +0000 Faye http://selenahodge.porchswingmedia.com/?p=20 I spend a good portion of everyday dodging zombies.  There are always zombies in Kroger but Kroger has better produce than other grocery stores in town, so I still go there.  Kroger also has a nice organic section which for the most part is zombie free.  Zombies also tend to gravitate towards the post office.  I’m not really sure why.  Zombies at the post office are the worst because the post office is horrible to begin with and there is usually only one exit.

Dodging zombies can be pretty hard sometimes.  Zombies blend in.  They look like normal people who maybe just need a shower and some sleep.  It is very important that I don’t become a zombie, I have seen it happen to other townies and it is sad.  I stay alert and avoid any city government building  or chain restaurant if possible.

Although I live in a republican state, I don’t agree with the “lets kill everyone of them” mentality in regard to zombies.  Zombies are a product of their environment and I don’t feel comfortable killing them but I don’t at all mind dodging them.

2009 Zombie Walk 221

These zombies look like my neighbors!

Creative Commons License photo credit: Photos by Mavis

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